'Why,' you ask?
Well, I need a good retirement plan, the medical benefits are great, and...
Oh, why vote for me?
Why not? Do you really have another choice? Do you think that any of the other candidates really cares? Then why do they keep proposing minor variations on "solutions" that didn't work then, and won't work now? All they're doing is making life more complex.
AND THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM!
It’s also a good way to vote for "None of the Above".
"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you." Joe Egan/Gerry Rafferty, 1973